FORTUNE COOKIES.

so my mom & her boyfriend brought back chinese food today, from my favourite chinese restaurant. YUMMM. I love chinese food, so yummy.

Anyways dont you love the fortunes they give you? They are sometimes ridiculous, but sometimes true.

So today i finished all my food, because for some reason i think that you have to finish your food first or the fortune cookies won't come true. AND GUESS WHAT GUISE? ( i spelt it wrong on purpose.) I got not one, not two, but THREE fortunes! Bom chika wah wah.

"New Financial Resources Will Soon Become Available To You."
Hmm kay. I'm presonally all for this, being the witty teenage i am i could come up with tons of funny things for this, but i wont. Mainly because i hope it comes true. See, im going to Edmonton sometime this month, HELLO SEPHORA AND MAC, so i need all the moolah i can get. Ya dig?

"You Will Travel To Many Exotic Places In The Next Few Years."
FRICKIN RIGHTS, DAWGIE!
i for one AM going to be travelling to many new places within the next two years. One, i am moving to Australia next year with my uncle. Two, i am going to travel around Europe and definitely Japan when i graduate. Sigh, i love Japan. So this fortune is deffooo right.

"You Will Soon Be Single Out For A Promotion. Congrats!"
Wow, i dont even have a job, but thanks Mr. Fortune Cookie. Tryna make me feel good about myself, how dare they? I just love how they put Congrats! like it might actually come true. Or how they supposedly care. How sad. What if i really did have a job? and i didnt even get a promotion. I would so boycott fortune cookies, mang.

Here's a quick question for you.
If you saved up all the fortunes you ever got from fortune cookies, how many do you think you would have? i think i would have over 100. I'm not even exaggerating and/or lying either.