Friday, February 27, 2009

10 Embarassing Facts About Me:

This particular blog is going to be about, as the title says, embarassing things about me.

1. I played with Bratz until i was 13. Yes, i am a loser. But i just really only dressed them up and played for less then 10 minutes. I just loved picking outfits for them and naming them. But i could never get into them...

2. I am a total Sims fanatic! I can spend hours searching the internet for custom sims everything. I have nearly all of the expanison packs. :D

3. I cant sleep by myself. Not because im scared, but because it really bugs me if there is the big space on my bed, and just me sleeping on it. I dunno why.

4. Im a total child of the 90's. Rugrats, Aqua, Spice Girls, Britney Spears, CatDog, Whatevr is 90s i want it back! I listen to music from the 90s with no shame, while people stare at me like im crazy. I watch all the 90's cartoons i can with pride! YEAH.

5. I dont know how to ride a bike, skate, rollerblade, or drive (barely.) As you can tell im not very athletic. Whatever.

6. I had a crush on a guy for SIX years. Oh no. But not anymore, i was *gasp* rejected. i guess i never really liked him cause i got over it in like a day. lol.

7. I really love asian dramas. They are so cute. I dont know why this is embarassing thoug, since they're good. Jusst mose people think im weird for watching a show i cant even understand (the language, they mean.) But asian dramas are sooo much better than American/Canadian shows.

8. About 80% of my money goes to makeup/beauty products. 10% of it goes to food. and the other 10% goes to clothes. I knwo i spend to much on makeup...

9. I am so scared of zombies. Im not kidding. The remake of Dawn of The Dead made me like this. Zombies that can run? Yikes! Before that movie i used to laugh at how all these people who got infected by them, i mean come on! they used to move slower than fricking snails! But after it, well i became so afraid of zombie... im just waiting now.

10. I used to be so shy, i would always wear my jacket, even in really hot summer weather. I was souch a douche nozzle. But now im alot more outgoing and playful.

Well those are my embarassing moments. What about you ladies and fellas? You don't have to tell me 10 embarassing things. Just one.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Best Soup Ever.

okay so today i had to make soup, and we basically had nothing. I am going to show you HOW to make this delicious soup, or should i say tell? Whatever. Tell it is.

Ingredients:
One- maybe two pounds of ground beef (if you want two pounds.)
Three Cans of tomato soup,
rosemary(4 pinches),
4 medium sized potatoes,
around 4-5 cups of water(add more if you want, or use less if you want too.),
can of bean salad,
rotini (whole box),
half a cup of barley,
pepper (NO SALT, heartattack much?) as much as you want., and thats it.
Step 1: Fill a large sized pot with an inch of water, then put the pound of ground beef into it and allow to cook. (add pepper and rosemary.)

Step 2: When ground beef is "brown" or cooked fill halfway and add barley (i used half a cup). Barley is done when it starts boiling up with the water (about 15-20 minutes)

Step 3: Open up your can of bean salad, and rinse out all the liquid in it. Pick out onion pieces (if there is any.) Then add to the pot.

Step 4: peel your potatoes. Add the cans of tomatoe soup. Add more pepper. Step 5: Cut up the potatoes and add to the pot (since they will take long to cook. About 5-10 minutes, or until they are soft.

Step 6: Add the whole box of rotini after potatoes have been cooking for 10 minutes( or are soft).

Step 7: Let everything cook together, until the rotini is done cooking. (good way of cheking if pasta is done? throw it against the wall. If it sticks, its done.)

Step 8: let it cool off, since it will be very hot.

Step 9: Enjoy yout delicious best soup ever . So yes, this recipe is wonderful, even the pickiest person on my family liked it. If he likes it, you will too. This can feed anywhere from 8-16 people. mmm, mm, delicioso.


I know im not talking about my life, but im really bust right now, trying to move intothe new house and all. TTYL ladies and gents.

Ps, as always Did you make this soup? Did you like it? Will you make it?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

...sorry i haven't blogged.

but im in the middle of moving too. so sorry.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Birthdays, man i'm getting old.

First off, Happy Birthday my little sister, Danica!!! iFlu.

Okay, let's get on with it. Today on February 17th, was my little sisters birthday. She is 12. And me? im 16, going to be 17 on August 19th. 17 isn't old you say? YES IT IS. Then after that i'mg going to be 18, then 19, then 20, and so on, and so on. Soon i'll be 30!

Maybe i'm making a big deal, but i want to be 16 forever. My hairs shiny, my skin is smooth, i can eat what i want, when i want. To top it off im old enough to know better, but young enough not to care... Le Sigh. I love being young, it's just the funnest time, you can flirt with boys, date boys, and basically you feel invinicble. Bad frme of mind? possibly, but meh.

Growing up sucks because of; Bills, Jobs, Buying your own things like clothes, hygiene products, amongst others, getting wrinkles, having kids (kidding!), more responsibility.
Growing up rocks because of; being able to legally drink(also eww), drive, smoke (eww), freedom. Really growing up can be good, or bad. Depending on how you see it. Anyways see you guys, i'm already looking at Green Valley nursing home for old people. :(

My question, or should i say questions today for you are:
How old are you?
What rocks about gorwing up?
What sucks about growing up?

Monday, February 16, 2009

Make-up. So beautiful, So You. So... Fetch?

IIIIIIIIIIIILOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!
Phew, that was mouthful... haha. Im guessing that you guessed, that i love makeup. No lies, babes. Make-up is my number one fashion, i literally have thousands of dollars worth of makeup.
Some people will be like 'eww, why.', 'guys hate makeup.', 'makeup is for whores.' Truth be told, i honestly dont care. I buy makeup because it makes ME happy. I dont buy it to please anyone else. No, no, no, no, no <---- Ducky.

It lets me express who i am and how i am feeling. I dont follow rules on makeup, i believe that if you can rock it and not be shy, than go for it. Wait that's not true here are a few i follow. Always use a foundation that matches your skin. Plucked eyebrows make a pretty frame. Highlights make your eye look. Eyeshadow primers are a must. So those are my own rules. I dont follow any other rule. Nope. That is just ridiculous that some people say that only brunettes can wear purple or something else like that.

Also, makeup, at least for me isn't just a hobby. I plan on becoming a makeup artist, and going to a cosmotology school. No, it wont be my only career. I plan on being a writer, and a lawyer. How will i do it? Writing in my spare time, makeup when i need extra cash, or when im bored, and being a lawyer 5/7 days of the week.

My lovely ladies and gents, as always, do you LOVE makeup or hate it? Explain why. Kisses. xox

Racism. & Prejudice. Eww.

A while ago i stumbled across a discussion about people who are racist. It was very ridiculous. Why you ask? The people weren't racist themselves, just, kind of saying things like how people with racist views or beliefs should be allowed to think like that. What? i was flabbergasted. How stupid. They went on saying how it's okay to be racist as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. News flash! it does hurt people, it hurts them because they're not accepted for being who they are. They can't help being the color that they are. I am personally a golden tan color and alot of people do discriminate against me. My best friend is a really nice dark color, she's half black and half spanish and alot of people stereotype her, and just assume shit. Sorry for the language but i get so angry when i talk about racism.

I am really passionate about equal rights because, being a shide lighter/darker whatever does NOT make you better then someone. My own mother, aunts, cousins, even myself have all experienced racism. Evenmy dad, and all my uncles.

My dad went to play hockey in a small town, and they made him have his own place to change and shower because they didn't want him there. Also, when he was playing, it was like he wasn't even playing... i was so fucking angry, i wanted to rip off someones face. Namely theirs.

My moms, mom was murdered by a white guy, and he didn't go to jail. So you're thinking that this could have happened to anyone? no it doesn't. My moms auntie was murdered by a white guy, the police didnt even investigate. So sorry if i come off as bitter. I'm not trying to say anything about white people, many of my friends and bestfriends are white. So dont even try to think that. But the thing is people try to act like racism doesn't exist, it DOES. And we need to stop it.

Prejudice. Being discriminated for being gay, female, disabled, christian, goth, etc. No. Just no. I will mever discrimate against someone for who they are. Every person is different. Everybody should be respected. To even say that people can be racist or prejudiced of their own free will is dis-gus-ting. How many people are murdered every year because of who they are.

We need to celebrate differences, and culture, but not kill or hate someone because of it.

Dear readers, yes i always ask you a questiona t the end of my blog but here goes;
Have YOU personally ever been discriminated against?

Sunday, February 15, 2009

BELATED Valentines Blog. Pros & Cons.

So most people have a love-hate relationship with V-day. Me being one of them. I'll say what i loove about it and what i HATE about it. mmmmhaaaa?

PROS:
Lots of treats,
Candy Grams,
Dances,
Roses,
Sales,
Cute couples,
Cheesy TV show episodes,
Having a girls night out with all your single friends,
Chocolate.

CONS:
If you're single, sometimes it will suck.
Cute couples (double-edged sword),
People who act like being single is a disease,
If your bf doesn't get a gift for you, how dare he?,


Suprising. More pros than cons... Can YOU my readers think of any more cons and/or pros?

Friday, February 13, 2009

Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me.

Valentines Day
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer;
It's gotta be the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass!
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak,
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a crock of shit!
So here's my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...fuck Valentine's Day!

This is NOT by me, all rights go to graemetodd21 of Nexopia.

Anyways valentines is the most over hyped day of the year.
So maybe im bitter cause im single, no, thats not it. Dating just does not interest me. At all.
I just like looking at guys, mhmm. Nice.
People do get mushy, and act all stupid, leaving singles, like me, and many others out of it.
So me and some friends are having a 'screw' Valentines party. That should be sweet.

What about you my ladies and gents? what are YOUR plans.?

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Cocky Guys & French Fries.

You know what i hate but love at the same time? No, not french fries... i'll wait... What did you say? Guys? Absolutely correct.

They're so confident, and like, their smiles just have a certain spark that shyer guys do not. Do you notice this? But i hate them because they know they're hot and that makes them kinda, not need you. Or, that they'll just use you, for the boo-tay. Mhmm. Plus, they just don't appreciate a nice or "Hot" girl.

I love how they are so confident, flirt really well, make their moves, and basicaly know what girl wants. I hate how they think they can get anyone, how sometimes being too cocky is annoying, and also they have this other smile, it's the haha, i'm being a jerk smile.

I'm sure all you girls, and guys, know what i am talking about it. There is cocky guys everywhere. Sometimes they're the best things since sliced bread, other time, you just wished that they would be wiped off the face of the earth.

I had somke sort of workshop today at school, and guess what? I had an experience with that kind of guy. Me and a friend were getting up to eat, and this really big jerk of a guy stole our spots and the whole time he was just watching us a luaghing at the fact that he stole our spot.
Then we had to sit by the two faced biznatches. Ick. Plus, later when they left, and we were going to go sit back down there was food everywhere. It was disgusting.

So readers. Tell me about an experience with a jerkalicious guy! Please?


ps; you may be wondering why there is really nothing about french friesn. So i'll put something about them. I like frenchfries cause they are easy to eat, cheap, fast, and delicious. However, i hate them because they can break you out, are fattening, and kind of wastefull (the packagin at least.)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

BACKSTABBERS;

Like every teenage girl, i have a few people who don't like me, and don't even try to lie that you are liked by everyone.

Anyways, these girls and me and my friends, well we made up.
So they like me now you say? You obviously don't know them. These girls are bru. tal. No lies.
These girls are the biggest backstabbers. They try to turn me and my friends on each other, by saying that they dont like us cause so-and-so said that we were telling them things! WTH?!

We are so close, like sisters (me and my friends i mean.) so i KNOW that is fake-ass fake-ass.
And now the main girl is trying to slowly befriend one of us so that she'll become part of our group. and im NOT being dramatic. In fact she's trying to take away both of my friends. Stupid.
Just a few months earlier she as calling us ugly and trying to beat us up everytime we were alone. So i hate backstabbers.

What about YOU dear reader? have anybody thats a backstabber? frenemy? enemy? please do tell.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Regrets and Broken Hearts.

so i dont wanna be depressing or something, but you my dear readers, are my followers. And i must speak.

a few months ago i asked my former crush if he liked me, he said no. Big deal right? i didnt really care, i was just kind of mad that he totally acted like he did. Anyways, the next time i seen him, the tension was so thick you could dut it with a knife. Now a few months later things are pretty normal, i just cant talk or look at him anymore. Weird. anyways the only thing is i regret asking him, because now i dont like him. It's sad but eh. The thing is i am totally sure that he DID like me, and was lying. Whatever. Im not gonna do anything about it. If we go a few days without seeing eachother or over breaks thigns become awkward again, its just so weird.

Heartbreak, i can't say that i honestly loved, loved him, but i really did like him. I imagined so much for us once we would "go" out. Stupid i know. I know i said it didn't matter, but it kinda, sorta did. When i found out he didnt like me, i felt my face flush BRIGHT red, and my face just collapsed. I was so sad. I did not cry about it, but i was so embarassed. I didnt go to school for TWO days after that. Over a guy? yeah, i know stupid. But girls, please don't like a guy do this to you. You're my dear reader, and i even though im just starting out i care about you guys. :)
i'm over it now, but then i felt like i wanted the world to end. To just collapse around me. And guys please don't be mean when telling a girl you don't like her, or rejecting her. I'll give you two dollars, a kiss, and a bag of gummie worms if you're nice!

and here's a coincidence;
the day before i asked him i was extra loud and asked my friend if she was coming to the school dance. Why was i being loud? because he hasn't came the school dances in MONTHS and i wanted him to know when it was and that i would be there. mhmm. anyways next week, at the dance. Guess who's there? him. of all the times he decides to come to this dance AFTER i tell him and AFTER he knows im going. So what do YOU think dear readers?

Did he like me? Does he like me? or he NEVER liked me.
Personally i'm going witht he last one. He doesn't.

Monday, February 9, 2009

FORTUNE COOKIES.

so my mom & her boyfriend brought back chinese food today, from my favourite chinese restaurant. YUMMM. I love chinese food, so yummy.

Anyways dont you love the fortunes they give you? They are sometimes ridiculous, but sometimes true.

So today i finished all my food, because for some reason i think that you have to finish your food first or the fortune cookies won't come true. AND GUESS WHAT GUISE? ( i spelt it wrong on purpose.) I got not one, not two, but THREE fortunes! Bom chika wah wah.

"New Financial Resources Will Soon Become Available To You."
Hmm kay. I'm presonally all for this, being the witty teenage i am i could come up with tons of funny things for this, but i wont. Mainly because i hope it comes true. See, im going to Edmonton sometime this month, HELLO SEPHORA AND MAC, so i need all the moolah i can get. Ya dig?

"You Will Travel To Many Exotic Places In The Next Few Years."
FRICKIN RIGHTS, DAWGIE!
i for one AM going to be travelling to many new places within the next two years. One, i am moving to Australia next year with my uncle. Two, i am going to travel around Europe and definitely Japan when i graduate. Sigh, i love Japan. So this fortune is deffooo right.

"You Will Soon Be Single Out For A Promotion. Congrats!"
Wow, i dont even have a job, but thanks Mr. Fortune Cookie. Tryna make me feel good about myself, how dare they? I just love how they put Congrats! like it might actually come true. Or how they supposedly care. How sad. What if i really did have a job? and i didnt even get a promotion. I would so boycott fortune cookies, mang.

Here's a quick question for you.
If you saved up all the fortunes you ever got from fortune cookies, how many do you think you would have? i think i would have over 100. I'm not even exaggerating and/or lying either.

HELLOOOOOOO

so this is my first post, i dont know if anyone will actually read my blog and everything, but im trying. Its going to be like my personal online journal.

"im gonna say what i want to, say what i want to. Cause it's my blog and whine if i want to, whine if i want to. You would whine too if this happened to youuuuuu."

Nobody will be spared, no topic left undiscussed, no cuss word left unspoken! Kidding, i actually hate swearing. It's just so crass.

So what is this blog about exactly? Well its about me, Brionna. A 16 year old canadian teen.
Interesting so far, right?
So i'll be talking about morals, friends, frenemies, movies, games, what im eating, school, celebs, and basically every single thing i can think of. My life is now goin to be documented at least every day.

Im sorry in advance if i come off catty or naive. However i am only sixteen and you are reading my blog.

Please note i do not discriminate based off of gender, ethnicity, disabilities or the like. If you do GTFO.